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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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