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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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