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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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