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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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