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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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