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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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