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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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