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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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