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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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