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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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