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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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