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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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