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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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