Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.