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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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