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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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