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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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