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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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