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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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