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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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