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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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