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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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