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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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