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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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