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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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