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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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