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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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