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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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