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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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