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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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