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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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