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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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