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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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