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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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