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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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