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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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