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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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