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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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