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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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