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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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