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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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