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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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