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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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