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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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