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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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