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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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