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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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