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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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