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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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