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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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