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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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