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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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