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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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