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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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