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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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