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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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