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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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