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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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