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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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