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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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