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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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