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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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