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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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