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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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