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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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