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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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