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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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