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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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