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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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