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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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