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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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