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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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