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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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