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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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