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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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