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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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