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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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