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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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