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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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