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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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