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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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