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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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